Posts tagged Band nerds
Band Nerd Thoughts in Real Time
I say after a great performance, we begin dumping Gatorade on the director.
- The 13th Chair
The day before the big concert, everyone dye your hair various shades of purple. The band will look like a giant bruise and you can call it performance art.
- The 13th Chair
What if the brass, woodwind, and percussion sections were like the houses of Hogwarts competing for the band cup at the end of the year?
- The 13th Chair
Nobody outside of a music group can understand the true power and impact of a great story from the podium.
- The 13th Chair
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I would like to request we get to wear capes in rehearsal that are decorated based upon our individuality. For concerts, we’ll compromise and put on our formal capes.
- The 13th Chair
Just listen to me play and you’ll understand.
- The 13th Chair
If people can look like their pets, can they look like their instruments?
- The 13th Chair
Telling me you have perfect pitch is like telling me not to hit the red button. How’s 15 cents flat sound to ya?
- The 13th Chair
If I say I love you, will you let me practice then?
- The 13th Chair
Didn’t need to do cardio at the gym today. Got my heart worked out while practicing.
- The 13th Chair
Sometimes I write something and think it is the dumbest thing I ever wrote. Then I play it again the next day and it’s genius. Then one more time…it’s dumb again.
- The 13th Chair
Boom. Aliens yo. - The 13th Chair
This was also taken at the Musical Instrument Museum (MIM) in Brussels. 7 floors of instrument history. http://www.mim.be/en
I’m pretty sure French Horns were designed by the same person who created the Chinese finger traps. I may or may not have a horn attached to my wrist right now.
- The 13th Chair
Music is my life. Or is it my life is my music? I’m just gonna go practice and let it figure itself out.
- The 13th Chair
