I often think about what my life would be like if I played a different instrument. But I also think about if I was a crime fighting super hero who could turn invisible so that’s not saying much.
- The 13th Chair
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Band Nerd Thoughts in Real Time
“Tell me you love me?”
“I can’t. It’s beyond words. I can only describe it by playing for you.”
“Better practice then.”
- The 13th Chair
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Choose wisely.
-The 13th Chair
I will fight for music! I mean, not like a real fight-fight. I’m more of a fight with my ideals classical musician type soooooo, I’ve never actually been in a fight. Saw one once though. No, no, that’s a lie too.
- The 13th Chair
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Band is not like facebook in the fact that when I see my friends I know who they are.
- The 13th Chair
If our band had an app I would demand that it send push notifications to keep up with who broke up with who. That way I’m well informed about our band.
- The 13th Chair
Sometimes it’s easy to get musical phrases & breads mixed up. Like, “I’ll have a roast beef sandwich on an olive sonata.”
- The 13th Chair
Give them a paper clip, 2 oz of flour, one rollerblade, a rake, and a signed picture of Tom Felton, and they’ll figure out how to mount 5 timpani, 6 cymbals, and a Maraca to an ATV. Band Dads are amazing. Happy Father’s Day!
- The 13th Chair
The first time you see your director in shorts you’re like, “Whoa, weird.”
- The 13th Chair
If you play it, they will come. If you play it badly they will blog anonymously about how you suck even if they didn’t actually hear you.
- The 13th Chair
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Imagine if we got paid to dream instead of encouraged to forget them.
- The 13th Chair
The irony is if we cut music programs to pay for more math and science we end up with less scientists and engineers. Well, good ones anyway.
- The 13th Chair
If reeds were made with phoenix feather and dragon heartstring cores the reed would choose the player. That would be two reasons not to share reeds.
- The 13th Chair
